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neurotica

i want to remember to remember to forget that you forgot me

Created on 2004-02-19 18:18:54 (#2270798), last updated 2006-06-21

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Name:	cooter mcscooter
Birthdate:	04-29
Location:	Indiana, United States

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i am afraid of ventriliquist dummies and the color purple weirds me out. i quite enjoy telling people that the holocaust is just an urban ledgend, and telling people that they are worthless. i never mean it, no matter who i say it to, i.....just have a messed up sense of humor. give me a ringy dingy and i'll buy you a snacky-poo. i promise.ish.

"Why did she swing so maniacally from happiness to despair? Was her wig on too tight? Were her eyelashes too heavy? I contacted a prominent transvestite psychoanalyst on the matter, and Dr. Drag insisted Miss Bolski exhibited a definite case of borderline personality disorder. 'Really.' He emphasized, 'IT'S NOT COCAINE. No siree, THAT'S NOT BELLA'S PROBLEM AT ALL. Bella doesn't touch the stuff. It's all in her head. NO COCAINE UP HER SCHNOZZ'"- Party Monster by James St. James

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